is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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