i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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