i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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