Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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