Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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