whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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