Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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