Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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