There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She told me I should be a condom model.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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