that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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