Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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