Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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