he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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