so explain again why im purple
no
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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