I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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