i barfeds in our rink
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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