You really coming over, don't trick.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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