Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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