He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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