Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sext me about skeletons
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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