One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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