So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
cat food counts as protein by the way
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
