Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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