Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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