Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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