is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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