she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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