dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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