We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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