When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I had to cum in my sink.
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