The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it because I queefed?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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