I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Randomize
