He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we're making bets on your personal life
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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