is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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