I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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