the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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