Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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