eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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