Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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