I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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