Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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