Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Randomize