You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i out mim tonsoeep
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