ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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