yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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