My boss' voice literally gives me gas
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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