i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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