I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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