how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
there is glitter all over my balls
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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