Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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