I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think a kid would responsible me up
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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