idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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