So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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