what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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