This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
When are your genitals available?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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