it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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